A good wife always forgives here husband when she’s wrong.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband ? About 30 pounds.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another : " Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger ? " The other replied : " Yes, I am, I married the wrong man ".

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

A man inserted an advertising in the classifieds " Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : " You can have mine ".

How do most men define marriage ? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

First guy (proudly) : " My wife is an angel ! ". Second guy : " You’re lucky, mine is still alive ".

Conclusion :

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.